A four-year-old names Johnny was in need of help to finish his math homework.
When he could not find anyone to help, he called 911. The police on the phone was very nice, and they had a pleasant conversation. The boy explained, ” I have two math problems: 16 takes away 8, and 5 takes away 5.” The police tried to make the boy solve his own problems, but was interrupted by the boy’s mother who was shocked Johnny had called 911.
Johnny answered, “You told me, when I need help, call 911.” Can’t argue with that.