Bears usually hibernate for the winter. Not this one. It likes to stick around and play jokes. First of all, it’s probably not hibernating because it’s the size of a small house. Secondly, it’s full of stuffi… Hey, did that thing just twitch?!
Save the baby from the big stuffed bear!!!
A shoe to the face, really? Hey, I’m a bear, not a spider! From the famous author, Michael Bond, in his famous children’s book Paddington Bear, “I’m not a criminal,” said Paddington, hotly, “I’m a bear!”
Lesson learned. Never spend more than $50 for one game at the county fair.