These look-alike (almost), sound-alike (almost) can deceive you if you don’t look closer. But when you open the box it’s totally shocking…
1. X-BOY. THEY’VE ALSO GOT WEE AND PLAYBOX
2. CHECK OUT MY NEW “COLBY BRIANT” “LEKERS” JERSEY…MIGHT BE FUN AS A JOKE.
3. CHINA, SONIA NOT SONY…YOU OL’ TRICKSTER YOU.
4. MY LITTLE SEVERED HEAD.
5. PERFECT… IF YOU’RE TEARING YOUR NAILS COMPLETELY OFF!
6. PMUA. THEY’LL NEVER NOTICE. THEY HAVE NEKI SHOES TOO I’M SURE!
7. HERE ARE SOME CORCS TO WEAR WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PMUA AND NEKI RUNNING SHOES.
8. TRANSLATION: THIS GLOVE IS PROBABLY TOXIC.
9. I DIDN’T KNOW REAL “LEATHER” WAS MADE FROM RECYCLED CARDBOARD.
10. THIS “SAFE” THAT DOESN’T NEED A COMBINATION.
11. YOU’LL THINK YOU CAN FLY…
12. OUT OF ALL CONTINENTS…THEY CAN’T GET ASIA RIGHT? REALLY?
13. NEVER WEAR THIS TO COMIC-CON.
distractify
14. SOMETHING JUST DOESN’T ADD UP WITH THIS BARGAIN…
15. YOU CAN BEAT THE…RECYCLED CLOTH OUT OF IT.
16. THE SET PROBABLY INCLUDES: 1TH AND 2RD.
17. CUTS LIKE BUTTER…BUT NOT HARD BUTTER…LIKE CHEESE.
18. CREATING LIFE? IS THIS A CLONER-COPTER?
19. HEY WHO ARE THESE GUYS? 2 NEW RECRUITS?
20. THE “ALL LEGS” TEDDY BEAR WITHOUT A BODY…
21. LEGS THAT WON’T STAND.
